EMA's Decay Isn't a Dial. It's a Plateau, a Cliff, and a 10%-Accuracy Crater
A month ago EMA's tutorial default lost me three points and the tuned value earned a cosmetic +0.08, so I did what this blog now does to every knob: swept the whole curve. Six decay values tracked as parallel shadows inside the same ten training runs — perfectly paired, zero extra GPU time per arm. The result isn't a curve with an optimum. It's a flat shelf where every reasonable value pays the same +0.1, a cliff edge between 0.995 and 0.999, and at the far end a shadow model that evaluates at coin-flip accuracy.